Wednesday, June 6, 2007...
From Festive to Fat??!!
With all the festive merrymaking now behind us, you found that you've gained more than just happy memories and better ties, you've gained some inches on your waistline, hipline, and just everywhere else as well. So what do you do about it?
 1. Diet
Starve yourself with strict diet programmes?
2. Exercise
Fork out $3K - $10K for exercise equipment & slog it out for an hour daily?
3. Body wraps
Pay $500 for a body wrap session; lose 2-6 inches after 10 sessions; and regain it after 3 months?

4. Body Massage
Get a body massage therapy at $200 per session to lose a few inches over 6 months?
5. Infrared Sauna
Steam yourself in a 'human microwave' for $500 for 12 months?
 6. Slimming Teas and Pills
Lock yourself in the loo for an hour daily and torture your bowels?
7. Block the fat
Eat Carbo and fat blockers and end up with bulimia?
How does this sound?
Take three milkshakes daily, Eat one full meal of your choice, Enjoy one teatime snack, Put in just 15 minutes of exercise, See results within a month??
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